AISubs v3.7
I said I didn't want to!
Everyone, do you know the word "kikin"?
"Kikin"?
The one you can't eat?
Ah, that's right!
Well, I, um...
I think it's an evolution of "kikikirin".
Like "kirin" and "fukirin"?
"Kikin", "kikikirin" like...
That person was like that?
What are you talking about?
No, it's "kikin"!
You can't eat.
When the end of the century comes, I don't know what will happen.
There is no end of the century yet.
What would you do if you were a farmer?
Grow vegetables.
Don't you have to make a lot of them?
I make a lot of them, but I think there will be a lot of thieves in the world.
I wash the field and take the vegetables.
I'm going to eat it all.
That's why you have to do it.
I don't have a reason.
You said it in this video.
Actually, I don't have a reason for this video.
So, today we made you a morning routine that makes you eat a lot of vegetables.
Thank you very much.
This is the most meaningful.
What is this?
I don't understand it at all now.
Do you know "morning routine"?
I woke up at 9 a.m.
I woke up at 7 a.m.
ping pong
"ping pong" doesn't make sense.
It's a game of processing vegetables and mixing them well.
It's not a game of "I found it!"
Everyone's morning routine is also a place to worry about.
By the way, what is the true morning routine of SHIBAYU?
The true morning routine is about 60%.
That's amazing.
You said you didn't have a reason for it.
I have a reason for it.
What?
I have a reason for it.
I wake up and smoke and go out of the house.
It's a video of me going out of the house.
Everything I'm going to do now is a lie.
Then I will announce it.
Let's start with Yumemaru.
What kind of way of mixing vegetables do you do?
Don't you know the difference between the number of vegetables you mixed and the level of others?
I don't know.
Does it become a standard whether you have more or less?
Do you want me to find it for you?
Do you want me to look for how many there were in this?
This is my morning routine.
Good morning, I'm Yumemaru.
Today I would like to introduce my morning routine.
I usually wake up around 7 in the morning.
The first place I go to when I wake up is the bathroom.
I wash it quite carefully to wake up.
The toothpaste I use is clear cream.
You know it, don't you?
I know it.
No, I don't know it at all.
I know it.
When I carefully brush my teeth and can't wake up, I wash my face with cold water.
Oh, that's good.
It's thick.
After washing my face, I apply toner so that my skin does not stick out if I do not apply anything.
Oh, that's good.
No, it's not.
Oh, good, good, good, good, good.
Before eating breakfast, I drink a cup of tea and actively work on my stomach and intestines.
Oh, that's good.
Thank you for the meal.
Making breakfast is troublesome, so I often eat leftovers from yesterday.
After eating, I watch past videos of Tokai Oya and other YouTubers' videos.
If there is any laundry left, I wash it at this time.
When I go to the convenience store for a while, I wear a short-sleeved knee-down jacket.
I don't like crushing my favorite shoe heel, so I wear it with my shoelaces as much as possible.
And that's it for today's video.
- Oh! - Oh!
- I see. - It's pretty easy to understand.
- My guess is... - Yes?
- This is 9. - Oh!
- Mine is 8. - First, the alarm clock, right?
- Huh? - Alarm clock?
- Huh? - Huh?
- There? - There?
- Huh? Alarm clock? - Huh? There?
- Were you a vegetable? - Huh?!
Huh? I thought you were an alarm clock!
- Huh? Are you a vegetable? - Whoa!
- What is it? - Oh, I'm done for!
- Because you're a vegetable... - Whoa!
- You don't have a needle! - Oh, I'm done for!
- This is a radish with a piece of paper on top of it. - Oh...
- This toothbrush is an asparagus. - That's correct.
- Hey! - This is...
- Is it necessary?
- It's a place where everyone can pass by, right?
- This isn't a tomato with something in it. - Isn't this a tomato?
- This is really processed here. - Oh...
- Only the juice comes out. - Yeah...
- So it's processed like this, but when you look at it, it looks like a tomato.
- This is a tomato, right? - It looks like a tomato, right?
- This is it. - Yeah...
- It's the one you said earlier. - I worked hard on this one.
- This is a turnip, right? - This is an asparagus.
- This is a carrot, right?
- You're wearing earphones, aren't you? - I'm wearing earphones.
- This is a sponge, right? - Yeah...
- This is an 8. - Oh, this is...
- This is a door. - This is a shoe.
- This is a 9! - Oh!
- You're right! - Oh!
- Don't you think so? - What?!
- You missed two. - No way!
- No, no, no! - You missed two!
- I'm sorry, it was one. - Oh, it's one.
- It's here. - No way.
- No, it can't be. - No, it's not.
- It's this scene. - What?
- Aaaaaah! - You!
- You!
- The door knob! - It's an eggplant!
- You're right! - Are you serious?!
- Is it a strawberry door knob?!
- Are you confused? - Well, I can't think of an idea to make a door knob out of an eggplant...
- So, I made a total of 10! - Oh, I see!
- My morning routine was like this! - Yes, I see!
- Wow! - I'm happy!
[Atex's Morning Routine]
- So, let's go with Atex's! - Yes!
- Here's my morning routine! - Okay, so this time...
- I'd like to introduce you to my morning routine, which I do every morning! - Oh, I see!
- I always wake up with my iPhone alarm. - Oh, I see!
- I was lucky enough to wake up on this day. - Oh, I see!
- I don't do the same thing every morning... - Oh, I see!
- But what I do as soon as I wake up is... - Oh, I see!
- I absolutely... - Oh, I see!
- Wait a minute! - Oh, I see!
- Hey! I mean, you don't usually do that! - Oh, I see!
- That's what you were trying to say earlier. - Oh, I see!
- You're annoying! - No, I don't think it's a good idea to make a doorknob an eggplant.
- I want you to look at me like that after I say my morning routine. - Oh, I see!
- Okay, let's continue. - I'll say it. I'll start with the eggplant.
- What I do as soon as I wake up is... - Oh, I see!
- I absolutely do the same thing every morning. - Oh, I see!
- Yes, the first thing I do is... - Oh, I see!
- For those of you who come to my house for the first time, I'm always confused. - Oh, I see!
- But it's not a smoking area. - Oh, I see!
- It's a toilet. - Oh, I see!
- The first thing I do in the morning is... - Oh, I see!
- Recently, my room is too smelly. - Oh, I see!
- It's a hot topic among the members. - Oh, I see!
- So, is the toilet smelly too? - Oh, I see!
- No, it's not like that. - Oh, I see!
- I properly install a bluelet at the back of my house's toilet. - Oh, I see!
- So, surprisingly, it's a peaceful toilet. - Oh, I see!
And the next thing I do...
I take a bath. I do the same thing every morning. I have a terrible sleeping habit, so I always shampoo and reset my hair.
And I'm also particular about this, but I love lubricants and I always try to get tired of them. Especially in winter, it's hot, but it feels good to wake up again.
And not only do I get tired of hot water, but I'm always particular about bath salts, and recently I've been particularly addicted to Rush's bath bomb.
This time, a limited edition bath bomb was on sale, so I bought it to try it out.
This is pretty good and it makes you feel very relaxed and it's a good smell. I recommend it!
When my body is warm enough, I shampoo my hair, but first I'll show you what's in the bath.
This is also normal, but first I wash my face, body soap, shave, and botanical shampoo and treatment.
I also have shampoo and color butter for silver rooms. And toothbrushes and soap and treatment.
I really like this shea butter-filled treatment I bought in Hawaii and I use it every day.
My hair is so rough that I don't know if I'm really wearing it, but thanks to wearing it, I'm keeping it like this.
I apply it every morning with care.
I have to leave some time for this, so I brush my teeth in the meantime.
I think it's good for a while to brush your teeth in the bath, but recently I've been brushing my teeth and I can't help but brush my teeth with face wash.
But I've been washing my face less recently, so I'm wondering how I'm going to brush my teeth from now on.
Let's make sure we don't brush our teeth with face wash when we go to bed.
I think it's unexpected when you get out of the bath, but you brush your teeth again.
You may think it's meaningless to brush your teeth in a row, but I feel like I can get rid of the dirt that I couldn't get rid of earlier.
It's pretty refreshing, so if you don't recommend it, please try it.
When you're done changing clothes, you might find this a little unusual, but you can also put on accessories at once.
I think there are a lot of people who put it on before they go out, but if you put it on first, you'll feel pretty good, so I'll put it on at this stage.
Now that I've completely woken up, this is my favorite time.
OK Google, play some music.
Playing music with YouTube Music.
Yes, like this, I ask Google Home and listen to music elegantly in the morning.
And I just happen to have a guitar in my hand and want to play a song.
I'm not that good at it, but somehow I feel elegant just by listening to music and playing it myself, so it's very recommended in the morning.
Various inspirations have sprung up and I'll put them in the video.
However, as I play it, I get enthusiastic and want to enter the world view, so I put on AirPods and block out the surrounding sound and play the guitar.
Google Home doesn't mean anything.
Moreover, AirPods are places where you concentrate too much, so when I play it, I forget about the time.
When I noticed it, it was 8 o'clock.
The shooting of "Toukai Yomoya" is completely late from 8 o'clock.
I have to go out of the house right now, but I have a memo for my co-workers.
By leaving a memo like this, you can save me shopping while I'm shooting.
It's very helpful.
You can leave this memo on the desk as it is, but I bought this memo stand when I was in New York in the past.
This is my favorite.
I don't have time, but I put a memo here and leave the house.
I really don't have time, so I'm leaving now.
Morning routine...
Oh, routing morning is over.
Did you find it helpful?
I spend every morning like this.
Yes, that's it.
There were quite a number of people.
There were a lot of people.
It was amazing, wasn't it?
I think it's more than 20 people.
First of all...
Daimon's charging is green onions.
I noticed it.
Dornol is eggplant.
I only put brulee.
Purple cabbage.
It's turnip.
There is such a turnip in turnip.
Bath bomb is tomato.
This is amazing.
Cup is radish.
Turnip is asparagus and Indian.
Soap is cabbage.
Soap is pumpkin.
I don't know.
It's not soap.
It's pumpkin.
I don't know.
It's amazing.
I didn't know how to work with a peeler or a knife.
This is amazing.
It's a dignified vegetable.
It's paprika, carrot and burdock.
It's yam corn and string.
It's school corn.
It's radish.
Yes, it's radish, carrot, pumpkin, cucumber and brulee.
It's amazing.
This is garlic.
I knew it.
Next is this.
What is it?
Air pods?
What is it?
It's nuts.
It's ginger.
Wow.
Ginger was finely minced for about 20 minutes.
And this is...
It's a clock.
It's sweet potato, onion, red beans and cabbage.
Yes, it is.
This note is okra.
It's okra.
This is a note stand.
This is potato, broccoli, carrot, cucumber and dried bonito.
It's amazing.
It's 28 yen.
It's crazy.
It's 28 yen, but I thought you might want it.
I put vegetables like yogurt, tomatoes and cabbages in it.
This is a natural ingredient.
I made a mistake this time.
It's amazing.
You made it like Tetsuya.
It doesn't matter if it's bad or not.
It's amazing.
It's 2 and a half minutes past 2 in the morning.
Isn't it too early for you?
It's early in the morning.
I usually wake up at 7 in the morning when I'm in Okazaki.
I'm sure I was late when I woke up.
It's like this.
I brush my teeth in a hurry.
I brush my teeth unexpectedly.
I use a good electric toothbrush.
The charger of this electric toothbrush is this cup.
It's fashionable, isn't it?
For skincare, I use a lotion like IPPS.
I rub it all over my face.
You have a big acne.
I also use dewy lotion for makeup.
I rub it all over my face.
I use a comb for my bed habits.
My bed habits change every day.
I think it's art.
This is my skincare routine.
Recently, I'm afraid of bacteria in Okazaki, so I wash my hands and clothes.
Next, I wash my face in the morning.
I often do it, but if you shampoo while wearing clothes, you can throw it into the washing machine as it is, so I recommend it.
My washing tools are like this. It's a little dirty, isn't it?
I'm the type of person who sits down and pees unexpectedly when I look like this.
Oh, this is how you drain the water after you pee.
And even after you pee, you surprisingly wipe your eyes with toilet paper.
Yes, when I feel like I've saved up some time like this, I'm spending my morning meditation time using this Airpods Pro's noise-canceling function.
And at this time of the day, I check my SNS, mainly YouTube, and edit videos on my computer or smartphone.
This is my younger brother's dog, Yuta. He's cute, isn't he? I sometimes play with him.
And my daily routine is Nintendo Switch.
I spend my time relaxing on my smartphone or Pokemon.
So, this is my morning routine. I'm about to go out now.
I try to shout once in the morning.
So why don't you use my morning routine as a reference?
Here I go!
Hey!
Oh!
What's up?
Didn't you find it?
My guess is...
eleven!
Oh!
Mine is ten!
Ten?
Shall we take a look?
Yes!
At first, I stepped on four.
Paprika, right?
Yes!
And on the right, onion...
You're depending on the clock!
It's not easy to find something that can be absolutely placed and made with vegetables.
A part of this chandelier is sweet potato.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Is it hanging?
I knew it!
You're doing it now!
With paprika again!
Asparagus is made of asparagus, right?
Oh!
Wait!
A cap?
What?
A cap is eggplant!
Oh, you're right!
Wow!
It's eggplant!
Eggplant is hard to wrap.
It's eggplant.
I didn't notice it.
Wow!
It's true.
If you look closely, it's distorted.
No, no.
But it's a skewer, isn't it?
Oh!
Are you kidding me?
That's right, I'm kidding you!
What?
No, it's the back of this skewer.
Bad words, avocado.
No, I really didn't notice it.
No, this is amazing.
What do you think this broccoli is about?
It's the one that makes a noise.
No, but there are so many things, it looks like it's going to break.
Is there?
What?
Isn't there?
Oh!
I really don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know what.
Look at this.
Shampoo.
It's not this thick.
This...
What?
I went shopping with Shibayu-san, so I remember seeing what I bought.
It's not shampoo.
It's not a shampoo bottle.
This is butternut.
Butternut?
It's the one where you cut out the butternut and put shampoo in it.
What? There's something this big?
That's right, it's vegetables.
What?
Wow, this is amazing.
It's separated like this.
That's amazing.
Toilet paper and butternut.
How did you do it?
With a wig.
Oh...
Something like that.
It's pretty long.
This one?
Is it this one?
Everyone's using airpods too much.
Why are you three using airpods?
I'm sorry, but you probably wouldn't notice.
This eraser is butternut.
No, I don't know about this!
How about here?
Here?
How is it?
Wait a second.
Huh?
Wait a second.
Huh?
Don't you remember what I said at the beginning of the video?
Maybe...
What I said at the beginning of the video?
Shibayu's "enter" is gross, isn't it?
If you look at it one more time...
Isn't it eggplant?
Entiere Nasu!
Why are you eating with your teeth out?
Entiere Nasu mama, why are you eating?
It's textile tape, isn't it? It's vinyl tape!
- Nasu is amazing. - Isn't Nasu amazing?
Nasu is amazing!
- So this is it. - Joy-Con.
- These shoelaces are leeks. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's simple. - Enoki.
No, no, wait a minute!
I know it's the smallest, but I don't know what it is.
- Huh? - But it's somewhere around here.
Huh?
- Could it be... - Do you know?
- Can I say it? - Yes!
Earrings.
Correct!
These earrings!
- Why?! - You scared me!
- Why?! - Why did you say that?!
I didn't even touch it!
Wait, when you turned sideways, didn't it pop out?
- Wow, you noticed it! - Huh?
Because during this shoot...
- I kept wearing split daikon earrings. - Split daikon?
- Yeah, split daikon. - Oh!
- It really sticks out in the back. - Wow, you're right!
Wow!
- You can do that with earrings?! - Wow, it was kind of fun.
- Sixteen! - Sixteen!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Sixteen!
I don't think we'll be able to drink at this hour.
Man, I was so lost!
- That was the biggest mystery. - Yeah.
Not being able to find it.
It's a video that you can't see when you're riding it all the time.
That's right.
And the strongest thing that doesn't get in the way is the eggplant.
The number of times you notice the eggplant is crazy.
You can go as much as you like, right?
I think I can eat about four of the camera parts I'm shooting now.
I think you can.
I'm so tired of this shoot.
I'm really sleepy right now.
I went home and took a nap and woke up after 12 o'clock and thought I'd do it.
I was doing it and it was 6 o'clock when it was all over.
It's a serious morning routine.
Well, even if it's dangerous, I think we've seen the brains and intelligence that we can use to counter it.
When you hide vegetables, let's hide eggplant.
If you're an eggplant farmer, you won't be found out even if you're in danger.
Have a good routine morning.
See you in another video. Bye bye.
Aim for eggplant farmer.